Que tengan Felices fiestas! (y regulen su #zombiemadness)
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Zombie Santa by Randy Green (chequen su deviant) |
PS. No se les olvide acostar al niño SOLO hasta que eructe!
PPS. Y recuerden masticar 34 veces cada bocado de cerebro
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Resultados de la convocatoria risa express #graciasportuayuda
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Asà que amablemente pedà la colaboración de los conocidos
y estos fue lo enviado:
Como darle a tu esposa y que parezca un accidente!!
Dale al limón
Street Fighter Dancer VS Baby
gorda que se cae por andar bailando
niño gordo se cae en la montaña rusa
Perreo INTENSO #fail
Hunting Fail
Niño lo pasa mal en la montaña rusa
Gun Safety Fail
Magic Trick Fail
Y el gran ganador de la lista fue sin lugar a dudas el que envio @ilze44!
#FTW !
haha literal, me rei tanto que desconchinfle la silla pedorra de la oficina!
gracias a todos, necesitaba reirmee y me hicieron pasar un muuy buen rato que espero me dure 1 año (Y)
Enrique Peña Nieto, Presidente de México en Los Pinos (2012)
11:23 a.m. by No soy un Ramero 0 Comments A+ a-
REUTERS.- Enrique Peña Nieto llegó a la presidencia de la Republica Mexicana. Después de la desaparición de sus contrincantes: Andrés Manual Lopez Obrador #AMLO y Diego Fernandez de Ceballos #JefeDiego, a manos del crimen organizado le facilitaron la entrada a la residencia de Los Pinos sin menor problema, el pueblo secuestrado por el miedo y la guerra contra el narcotráfico no opuso resistencia pues Peña Nieto en campaña ofrecia un pacto con el cartel del Golfo si disminuian sus enfrentamientos y actuaban de una manera menos vistosa ante la sociedad (y tambien al corte de una "donacion" gigantesca de millones de dolares para su campaña).
Y aqui empieza esta historia:
Cualquier parecido con la realidad quiero suponer que es mera coincidencia.
¿Donde está mi México?
[Trailer] The Smurf's (2010) #WTF #thesmurfs
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Los Pitufos
Es en serio? habia oido hace 5 años que estaba en proceso el pitch para la pelicula de Los Pitufos, y que un director considerado era Quentin Tarantino (SÃ, yo también puse esa cara de #WTF como tú) .Obvio solté una carcajada y cachetee al que lo dijo...
Pero despues de ver como han estado filmando todo el arsenal de juguetes y series ochenteros lo empezé a ver cada vez más viable. Viable, más no muy buena idea, pero bueno!
Ahi vean el trailer:
Ya veo el futuro, en el halloween del 2011, la horda de mujeres en las fiestas disfrazadas de Pirujina (si, ya se que cada año todas por lo general todas salen asi ese dia, pero pues ahora iran además pintadas de azul, falta ver que no las confundan con una Avatar En Celo y se las quieran llevar a un lugar obscuro de Pandora para sabrosearselas agusto)
[SHORTFILM] The Raven | Dir.Ricardo De Montreuil #scifi #short
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The Raven es parte de una serie de cortometrajes producidos por un grupo de directores desconocidos con esperanzas de ser "encontrados" por los estudios de Hollywood.
El corto cuenta la historia de Chris Black AKA The Raven, que está siendo perseguido por una flota de Policias androides por la ciudad de Los Angeles.
THE RAVEN - 720 HD from THE RAVEN FILM on Vimeo.
Director : Ricardo de Montreuil
Producers: Ricardo de Montreuil & Eliz Eskeranli
Writers: Ricardo de Montreuil & Antonio Perez
Cinematographer: Andres Sanchez
Music by: Angelo Milli
Special Effects Supervisor: Aaron Burns
3D Modeling and Animation: Juan Somarriba and Francisco Concha
Visual Effects and Compositing: Ricardo de Montreuil
Editing: Ricardo de Montreuil
Color Correction: Santiago Padilla
Sound Design and Mixing: Martin Seltzer
Budget: $5k
Format: RED 1920x1080
Special thanks: Filmosonido, CO3 and Converse
THE RAVEN facebook site: facebook.com/THERAVENFILM
Al parecer esta estrategia esta funcionando pues ya Universal firmó al director para convertir su pequeña historia en un largometraje con Mark Wahlberg. Anteriormente eso sucedio con Neill Blomkamp y su corto de Alive in Joburg que años después se convertiria en "District 9".
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket #peta #madprotester
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"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. -'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too."
Si pudiera cambiar el tiempo #killie #webdesign
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"There’s a company called Microsoft manufacturing a web browser called Internet Explorer. Please don't use or support it. It's like the antichrist !"
Odio el Internet explorer y a Microsoft por no aceptar las mejores prácticas para el diseño web! en especriial a ese aborto canceroso que es el IE6 :/
Puberteando con Google Translate: TNSLPTOBNTSO #naco #translate
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Donde siempre encontrabas dibujos, chistes, animaciones (de esas tipo flipbook en la esquina), y claro, algo que no podian faltar, esos chistes "colorados" que a los 6-7 años hacen que te pongas rojo al oirlos y mucho mas al contarlos, asi que haciendo uso de la tecnologia salio la version actual gracias al #googleTranslate:
TNSLPTOBNTSO
http://translate.google.com/#en|de|t%20n%20s%20l%20p%20t%20o%20b%20n%20t%20s%20o
Abren el link, y el dan a []LISTEN de su lado izquierdo :P
How's your Ideal / Real / Weekend Life ? #cyclic
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Ovejas suicidas en TurquÃa #WTF
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¿y querias ser parte del rebaño?
#mesuicidocomoovejaturca
via
Heroe Neolones: Don Alejo Garza Taméz se las da de Gran Torino! #narcoleon
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Alejo Garza Tamez |
Es bien sabido el clima de inseguridad que actualmente vive nuestro paÃs. La guerra entre el gobierno y los cárteles (y entre ellos mismos) ha dejado una gran mancha roja en toda la República Mexicana. Una mancha roja carmesà compuesta de heridos y muertos de un sin número de personas entre ellos militares, marinos, civiles, inocentes, criminales, mujeres, niños, ladrones, secuestradores y un sin fin de etiquetas más.
Y entre esa mancha roja hubo una que me llamó la atención, la historia de como un señor de 77 años en su rancho en San José,a 15 km.de Ciudad Victoria, Tamaulipas, armado y atrincherado en su casa le hizo frente a los que por la buena o por la mala iban a despojarlo de su propiedad. Es la historia de don Alejo Garza Tamez, muerto a tiros el 13 noviembre pasado al negarse a entregar su propiedad, no sin antes darle suelo a 4 de sus atacantes e hiriéndo a otros 2.
Y la nota pero con el toque de la señora Ma. Julia la Fuente [Multimedios Telediario]
Or if you prefer to read it in english, follow the history here
Como nota al margen, y de manera muy personal, parecen de esas noticias "un poco sazonadas" para crear o sacar heroes de una tragedia como la pérdida de una vida humana.
One quote about #webdevelopment
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In the beginning,
there was nothing.
And the Developer said:
“Let there be pop-ups!”
And the Users saw that
pop-ups were bad…
Quemando 89 CAL. en los 90s #Drumming #Playlist
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Y asi es como quemo 89 CAL. de mi frondoso cuerpo por una parte de esta tarde:
Pixies - Here comes your man
Sugar Ray - Fly
Pennywise - I get Around
Rammstein - Te quiero Puta!
Smash Mouth - Why can't we be friends
Lemon Heads - Mrs. Robinson
Megadeth - Holy Wars...
Niña - Atari
No Doubt - Spiderwebs
Silverchair - Blind
Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People
Zurdok - Si me hablas al revés
Panda - Si supieras | [#WTF Si, PXNDX!]
Nirvana - Rape me
The Who - My generation
Jerry Cantrell - I Cut you in
Veruca Salt - All Hail me Now
Nada Surf - Where is my mind
Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug
Titofelix - Uncomfortble
Rage Against the Machine - Bulls On Parade
London Suede - Trash
Blind Melon - Toes Across the Floor
Bolli - M1
Weezer - Falling for You
Es de notar la influencia bien 90s y what-not del playlist: Gracias #viernesdeKoko , La silla Electrica, Las camisas de Franela, la alternativitencia musical y la gente bonita.
La camiseta de Bolli aun existe, aun me queda y aun sigue igual de azul! Textiles Castor Representig! |
#Girl #Ninjas
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via Jaimito el Cartero-Fotografo del Contry
Dream Home (2010) #Horror desde Hong Kong
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Género: Terror
Año: 2010
Duración: 95 minutos
PaÃs: Hong Kong
Productora: 852 Films
Dirección: Pang Ho-Cheung
Guión: Pang Ho-Cheung, Kwok Cheung Tsang, Chi-Man Wan (Historia: Ho-Cheung Pang)
Reparto: Josie Ho, Anthony Wong Chau-Sang, Eason Chan, Michelle Ye, Norman Chu
Una mujer (interpretada por Josie Ho) que desde niña vivÃa en un edificio viejo frente a Victoria Bay, siempre quiso su casa soñada con vista al mar. Ya de crecidita y con el paso de los años, las constructoras iban demoliendo los edificios, haciendo sitio para un mega-complejo residencial y del cual ella le ve un enorme potencial para un hogar, asà que empieza a ahorrar para amarrar un contrato , pero algo cambia sus planes.... y es donde entra su macabra estrategia.....y ..mmh.... mejor vean el trailer! ES BUENISIMA y bien bieen China!
Si te gusta el gore est amovie te dejara contentillo! esta gory, de un humor negro entretenido, con buenos efectos especiales, tripas, sangre y sesos que se suman a una trama interesante y con buenas actuaciones!! :D ...y lo mejor (peor?) es que la movie esta basada en hechos reales.... SICK!!
Vean el trailer... y consigan la MOVIE!:
Ya casi veo algun "inteligente" escritor tratan do de adaptar el guion para un remake gringo !!
Never tell your problems to anyone. #QUOTES
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Sabiduria al alcance. Para toda esa banda que son como libros abiertos y agarran de trapo de lágrimas a medio mundo aunque sea el qeu se acaba de subir al camión.
Traducción:
Nunca le digas tus problemas a nadie.
Al 20% no le interesa y al 80% restante
estará feliz que los tengas.
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Unofficial The Walking Dead #INTRO
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"Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic." - Jim Jarmusch.
Si quieren ver mas de como se produjo esta intro no oficial para el show pueden seguir este link
BRRAINNSSS!!!! grgrgggghhh!!
'HOWL' #poesia por Allen Ginsberg
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Irwin Allen Ginsberg (3 de junio de 1926 – 5 de abril de 1997) fue un poeta beat estadounidense nacido en Paterson, New Jersey.
Enlace entre el movimiento beat de los años cincuenta y los hippies de los años sesenta, compartió amistad con, entre otros, Jack Kerouac, Neal Cassady, William S. Burroughs, Patti Smith, Gregory Corso, Herbert Huncke, Rod McKuen y Bob Dylan.
For Carl Solomon I I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin- ery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz, who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tene- ment roofs illuminated, who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the scholars of war, who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull, who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burn- ing their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror through the wall, who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York, who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, al- cohol and cock and endless balls, incomparable blind; streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping toward poles of Canada & Paterson, illuminating all the mo- tionless world of Time between, Peyote solidities of halls, backyard green tree cemetery dawns, wine drunkenness over the rooftops, storefront boroughs of teahead joyride neon blinking traffic light, sun and moon and tree vibrations in the roaring winter dusks of Brook- lyn, ashcan rantings and kind king light of mind, who chained themselves to subways for the endless ride from Battery to holy Bronx on benzedrine until the noise of wheels and children brought them down shuddering mouth-wracked and battered bleak of brain all drained of brilliance in the drear light of Zoo, who sank all night in submarine light of Bickford's floated out and sat through the stale beer after noon in desolate Fugazzi's, listening to the crack of doom on the hydrogen jukebox, who talked continuously seventy hours from park to pad to bar to Bellevue to museum to the Brook- lyn Bridge, lost battalion of platonic conversationalists jumping down the stoops off fire escapes off windowsills off Empire State out of the moon, yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts and memories and anecdotes and eyeball kicks and shocks of hospitals and jails and wars, whole intellects disgorged in total recall for seven days and nights with brilliant eyes, meat for the Synagogue cast on the pavement, who vanished into nowhere Zen New Jersey leaving a trail of ambiguous picture postcards of Atlantic City Hall, suffering Eastern sweats and Tangerian bone-grind- ings and migraines of China under junk-with- drawal in Newark's bleak furnished room, who wandered around and around at midnight in the railroad yard wondering where to go, and went, leaving no broken hearts, who lit cigarettes in boxcars boxcars boxcars racketing through snow toward lonesome farms in grand- father night, who studied Plotinus Poe St. John of the Cross telep- athy and bop kabbalah because the cosmos in- stinctively vibrated at their feet in Kansas, who loned it through the streets of Idaho seeking vis- ionary indian angels who were visionary indian angels, who thought they were only mad when Baltimore gleamed in supernatural ecstasy, who jumped in limousines with the Chinaman of Okla- homa on the impulse of winter midnight street light smalltown rain, who lounged hungry and lonesome through Houston seeking jazz or sex or soup, and followed the brilliant Spaniard to converse about America and Eternity, a hopeless task, and so took ship to Africa, who disappeared into the volcanoes of Mexico leaving behind nothing but the shadow of dungarees and the lava and ash of poetry scattered in fire place Chicago, who reappeared on the West Coast investigating the F.B.I. in beards and shorts with big pacifist eyes sexy in their dark skin passing out incom- prehensible leaflets, who burned cigarette holes in their arms protesting the narcotic tobacco haze of Capitalism, who distributed Supercommunist pamphlets in Union Square weeping and undressing while the sirens of Los Alamos wailed them down, and wailed down Wall, and the Staten Island ferry also wailed, who broke down crying in white gymnasiums naked and trembling before the machinery of other skeletons, who bit detectives in the neck and shrieked with delight in policecars for committing no crime but their own wild cooking pederasty and intoxication, who howled on their knees in the subway and were dragged off the roof waving genitals and manu- scripts, who let themselves be fucked in the ass by saintly motorcyclists, and screamed with joy, who blew and were blown by those human seraphim, the sailors, caresses of Atlantic and Caribbean love, who balled in the morning in the evenings in rose gardens and the grass of public parks and cemeteries scattering their semen freely to whomever come who may, who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob behind a partition in a Turkish Bath when the blond & naked angel came to pierce them with a sword, who lost their loveboys to the three old shrews of fate the one eyed shrew of the heterosexual dollar the one eyed shrew that winks out of the womb and the one eyed shrew that does nothing but sit on her ass and snip the intellectual golden threads of the craftsman's loom, who copulated ecstatic and insatiate with a bottle of beer a sweetheart a package of cigarettes a can- dle and fell off the bed, and continued along the floor and down the hall and ended fainting on the wall with a vision of ultimate cunt and come eluding the last gyzym of consciousness, who sweetened the snatches of a million girls trembling in the sunset, and were red eyed in the morning but prepared to sweeten the snatch of the sun rise, flashing buttocks under barns and naked in the lake, who went out whoring through Colorado in myriad stolen night-cars, N.C., secret hero of these poems, cocksman and Adonis of Denver-joy to the memory of his innumerable lays of girls in empty lots & diner backyards, moviehouses' rickety rows, on mountaintops in caves or with gaunt waitresses in familiar roadside lonely pet- ticoat upliftings & especially secret gas-station solipsisms of johns, & hometown alleys too, who faded out in vast sordid movies, were shifted in dreams, woke on a sudden Manhattan, and picked themselves up out of basements hung over with heartless Tokay and horrors of Third Avenue iron dreams & stumbled to unemploy- ment offices, who walked all night with their shoes full of blood on the snowbank docks waiting for a door in the East River to open to a room full of steamheat and opium, who created great suicidal dramas on the apartment cliff-banks of the Hudson under the wartime blue floodlight of the moon & their heads shall be crowned with laurel in oblivion, who ate the lamb stew of the imagination or digested the crab at the muddy bottom of the rivers of Bowery, who wept at the romance of the streets with their pushcarts full of onions and bad music, who sat in boxes breathing in the darkness under the bridge, and rose up to build harpsichords in their lofts, who coughed on the sixth floor of Harlem crowned with flame under the tubercular sky surrounded by orange crates of theology, who scribbled all night rocking and rolling over lofty incantations which in the yellow morning were stanzas of gibberish, who cooked rotten animals lung heart feet tail borsht & tortillas dreaming of the pure vegetable kingdom, who plunged themselves under meat trucks looking for an egg, who threw their watches off the roof to cast their ballot for Eternity outside of Time, & alarm clocks fell on their heads every day for the next decade, who cut their wrists three times successively unsuccess- fully, gave up and were forced to open antique stores where they thought they were growing old and cried, who were burned alive in their innocent flannel suits on Madison Avenue amid blasts of leaden verse & the tanked-up clatter of the iron regiments of fashion & the nitroglycerine shrieks of the fairies of advertising & the mustard gas of sinis- ter intelligent editors, or were run down by the drunken taxicabs of Absolute Reality, who jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge this actually hap- pened and walked away unknown and forgotten into the ghostly daze of Chinatown soup alley ways & firetrucks, not even one free beer, who sang out of their windows in despair, fell out of the subway window, jumped in the filthy Pas- saic, leaped on negroes, cried all over the street, danced on broken wineglasses barefoot smashed phonograph records of nostalgic European 1930s German jazz finished the whiskey and threw up groaning into the bloody toilet, moans in their ears and the blast of colossal steam whistles, who barreled down the highways of the past journeying to each other's hotrod-Golgotha jail-solitude watch or Birmingham jazz incarnation, who drove crosscountry seventytwo hours to find out if I had a vision or you had a vision or he had a vision to find out Eternity, who journeyed to Denver, who died in Denver, who came back to Denver & waited in vain, who watched over Denver & brooded & loned in Denver and finally went away to find out the Time, & now Denver is lonesome for her heroes, who fell on their knees in hopeless cathedrals praying for each other's salvation and light and breasts, until the soul illuminated its hair for a second, who crashed through their minds in jail waiting for impossible criminals with golden heads and the charm of reality in their hearts who sang sweet blues to Alcatraz, who retired to Mexico to cultivate a habit, or Rocky Mount to tender Buddha or Tangiers to boys or Southern Pacific to the black locomotive or Harvard to Narcissus to Woodlawn to the daisychain or grave, who demanded sanity trials accusing the radio of hyp notism & were left with their insanity & their hands & a hung jury, who threw potato salad at CCNY lecturers on Dadaism and subsequently presented themselves on the granite steps of the madhouse with shaven heads and harlequin speech of suicide, demanding in- stantaneous lobotomy, and who were given instead the concrete void of insulin Metrazol electricity hydrotherapy psycho- therapy occupational therapy pingpong & amnesia, who in humorless protest overturned only one symbolic pingpong table, resting briefly in catatonia, returning years later truly bald except for a wig of blood, and tears and fingers, to the visible mad man doom of the wards of the madtowns of the East, Pilgrim State's Rockland's and Greystone's foetid halls, bickering with the echoes of the soul, rock- ing and rolling in the midnight solitude-bench dolmen-realms of love, dream of life a night- mare, bodies turned to stone as heavy as the moon, with mother finally ******, and the last fantastic book flung out of the tenement window, and the last door closed at 4. A.M. and the last telephone slammed at the wall in reply and the last fur- nished room emptied down to the last piece of mental furniture, a yellow paper rose twisted on a wire hanger in the closet, and even that imaginary, nothing but a hopeful little bit of hallucination ah, Carl, while you are not safe I am not safe, and now you're really in the total animal soup of time and who therefore ran through the icy streets obsessed with a sudden flash of the alchemy of the use of the ellipse the catalog the meter & the vibrat- ing plane, who dreamt and made incarnate gaps in Time & Space through images juxtaposed, and trapped the archangel of the soul between 2 visual images and joined the elemental verbs and set the noun and dash of consciousness together jumping with sensation of Pater Omnipotens Aeterna Deus to recreate the syntax and measure of poor human prose and stand before you speechless and intel- ligent and shaking with shame, rejected yet con- fessing out the soul to conform to the rhythm of thought in his naked and endless head, the madman bum and angel beat in Time, unknown, yet putting down here what might be left to say in time come after death, and rose reincarnate in the ghostly clothes of jazz in the goldhorn shadow of the band and blew the suffering of America's naked mind for love into an eli eli lamma lamma sabacthani saxophone cry that shivered the cities down to the last radio with the absolute heart of the poem of life butchered out of their own bodies good to eat a thousand years. II What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagi- nation? Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unob tainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks! Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men! Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stun- ned governments! Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a canni- bal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb! Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Jehovahs! Moloch whose fac- tories dream and croak in the fog! Moloch whose smokestacks and antennae crown the cities! Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch whose soul is electricity and banks! Moloch whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch whose name is the Mind! Moloch in whom I sit lonely! Moloch in whom I dream Angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch! Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Moloch whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Light streaming out of the sky! Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible mad houses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs! They broke their backs lifting Moloch to Heaven! Pave- ments, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us! Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit! Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! De- spairs! Ten years' animal screams and suicides! Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on the rocks of Time! Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving! carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street! III Carl Solomon! I'm with you in Rockland where you're madder than I am I'm with you in Rockland where you must feel very strange I'm with you in Rockland where you imitate the shade of my mother I'm with you in Rockland where you've murdered your twelve secretaries I'm with you in Rockland where you laugh at this invisible humor I'm with you in Rockland where we are great writers on the same dreadful typewriter I'm with you in Rockland where your condition has become serious and is reported on the radio I'm with you in Rockland where the faculties of the skull no longer admit the worms of the senses I'm with you in Rockland where you drink the tea of the breasts of the spinsters of Utica I'm with you in Rockland where you pun on the bodies of your nurses the harpies of the Bronx I'm with you in Rockland where you scream in a straightjacket that you're losing the game of the actual pingpong of the abyss I'm with you in Rockland where you bang on the catatonic piano the soul is innocent and immortal it should never die ungodly in an armed madhouse I'm with you in Rockland where fifty more shocks will never return your soul to its body again from its pilgrimage to a cross in the void I'm with you in Rockland where you accuse your doctors of insanity and plot the Hebrew socialist revolution against the fascist national Golgotha I'm with you in Rockland where you will split the heavens of Long Island and resurrect your living human Jesus from the superhuman tomb I'm with you in Rockland where there are twenty-five-thousand mad com- rades all together singing the final stanzas of the Internationale I'm with you in Rockland where we hug and kiss the United States under our bedsheets the United States that coughs all night and won't let us sleep I'm with you in Rockland where we wake up electrified out of the coma by our own souls' airplanes roaring over the roof they've come to drop angelic bombs the hospital illuminates itself imaginary walls col- lapse O skinny legions run outside O starry spangled shock of mercy the eternal war is here O victory forget your underwear we're free I'm with you in Rockland in my dreams you walk dripping from a sea- journey on the highway across America in tears to the door of my cottage in the Western night
Si desean leer la traducción al español sigan este link
y ya hay una movie que gira alrededor de ese controversial poema, chequen el trailer:
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Sukiyaki Western Django (2007), un western nippon
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Director: Takashi Miike
Country:Japan
Language: English
Fan de esos que van a ese videoclub underground manejado por un filmgeek vecino de la colonia para rentar la mayoria de su filmografia disponible!
Asi que cuando vi que aparte participaba Tarantino tenia que verla!
El trailer... mh no se dejen llevar por los malditos trailers, que como siempre te ponen lo mejor de la pelicula y lo que pensabas que iban a ser 2 horas de violencia vaquera en realidad son como 30 min desparramados por ahi en pequeños cachos junto al desenlace... lo demas es mucho dialogo y "nods" a los conocedores del genero del Western hehe
Dante’s Internet: The DIV-ine Comedy
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chequen la Dante's Internet: The DIV-ine Comedy
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Poor Man's Patrick Dempsey? #lookalike
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pues contrata la opción económica: Louis-Do de Lencquesaing!
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Vean el trailer de la ultima movie del actor francés: "How To Seduce Difficult Women"
Haute Tension (2003) simplemente de mis favoritas #horrormovies
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Haute Tension
Director: Alexandre Aja
Pais: Francia
Fecha de Estreno:10 Junio 2005 (EUA)
AKA: Switchblade Romance, High Tension, El Despertar del Diablo
Runtime: 91 min (UNRATED) / 89min en EU
Esta pelicula francesa del director Alexander Aja es perfecta para los Slasher films , rinde un homenaje a varias peliculas que el fan del género identificará seguramente. No les quiero revelar nada de la pelicula porque necesitan vivirla como yo lo hice, sin conocer nada del director o de la trama, solo les adelanto que les esperan momentos tensionantes que no van a querer ni parpadear y cuando menos se den cuenta van a reaccionar y ver que la servilleta que tenian en la mano esta hecha trizas y no saben como paso!
A los fanaticos del gore les va a dibujar una sonrisa de oreja a oreja (si ven la version sin censura) pues no escatimaron con los efectos, la saña, escenas crudas o los litros de sangre que estallan en tu cara. Tanta sangre fue la que usaron que tiempo después, en otra pelicula, al momento de hacer un zoom aun escurria sangre de la cámara! hahaha
El diseño de sonido buenisimo asi que asegurate de apagar la luz y tener a un buen nivel el volumen de tu Home Theater, además, el soundtrack tambien es muy bueno y oiran por ahi a los Muse unas 3 o 4 veces a lo largo de la pelicula.
La movie fue filmada en poquito mas de un mesen Rumania y con una pasión por el género que se nota de principio a fin! no por nada tan rapido lo adoptaron al veinteañero director en Hollywood, que ya despues entregaria la nueva version de The Hills Have Eyes en el 2006, Mirrors en el 2008 y este 2010 ya en tu cine favorito tienes a Piranha 3D !
Vean el Trailer para ver si los convence, aunque yo les recomendaria que no lo hicieran!
si confian en mi y ven esta movie sabiendo lo menos posible de ella, la trama, los actores y demas...creanme...LO VAN A DISFRUTAR!
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#nowplaying MOVIE: Hunter Prey (2009) #SCIFI
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Director: Sandy Collora
USA / 90 min
Y el poster te da una pista... buenisima la scifi movie!
Es de bajo presupuesto (para los estandares hollywooderos supongo) pero apesar de su producción básica, que ya la quisieran uno que otro director mexicano, te enganchas en la historia y seguro te va a gustar aunque no tenga la orgia de efectos especiales que abundan en las peliculas hoy en dia !
Fue filmada en las dunas de Baja California, México con la RED One Digital Cinema Camera (si, la misma con la que filmaron "Seres" de que al semana pasada :P) en un lapso de 18 dias de presupuesto limitado.
Su fuerte esta en el desarrollo de la historia y de los protagonista/antagonista , incluso bien recuerda un poco a lo que fue esa joyita ochentera de "Enemy Mine" el cual es muy parecido en estructura a el rostro del Sidonio y su interaccion con la supuesta presa, que no se si a manera de tributo o que, pero en los dialogos de la historia hasta mencionan a los Dracs, la raza alien de la pelicula ochentera.
TRAILER de Hunter Prey (2009)
El director es Sandy Collora que si no les suena el nombre es porque no son fan de comics o de los fanmade movies, como su cortometraje de "Batman: Dead End" (GOOGLE! la deben ver, muy buen crossover de personajes!!).
Sinceramente creo que Collora no va a tardar mucho en llegar al mainstream A-List de Hollywood si sigue produciendo peliculas de buenisima calidad como esta!!
#datocurioso | Los rifles que traen los Sidonios son unos juguetes alterados de la NERF , el modelo es el N-STRIKE Longshot CS-6 , de esos que avientan dardos amarillos!
Y si les interesa ver el primer cortometraje del Director que fue el que lo hizo famoso (al menos en los millones de foros geeker de comics, sci-fi y/o horror) se los pongo en un post mañana! :)
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